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Saturday, July 30, 2011

Delayed Morality

So the BJP has finally decided to let go of their first chief minister in the South. But before congratulating them or giving them the opportunity to take the moral high ground we should keep in mind the how and when of the whole situation. 

Mr. Yeddyurappa (Y) has after much resistance 'agreed' to resign from his post, sometime tomorrow (Sunday 31st). He has agreed. Not sacked like any corrupt official should have been, he has been provided an opportunity to vacate office respectfully. Not only that, Mr. Y has also been given a say in who succeeds him. This is perhaps the most preposterous idea ever. How can one expect a fair investigation when the accused criminal gets to choose the  judge and the jury. Indeed, how can one not doubt the BJP's intentions to actually resolve this matter as a criminal investigation rather than as yet another political calculation. We have heard much bullcrap about Mr. Y being a prominent Lingayat leader and the resultant backlash that might be brought upon by his removal.

This is the exact distraction politicians create in order to overlook the real issue at hand. Here is a chief minister of a state, backed by very powerful mining barons (conveniently also ministers in the same government) who has raped the state resources since joining office. What does the Lingayat community have to do with all of this? They must be angrier with the fact that it was one of their own who has brought shame to the state and community.

The larger issue here is not doing what is perceived to be the right thing. It is the how and the why behind such decisions which is of prime importance. Some might argue that off late there have been many ministers and other powerful people who have been removed from their influential posts or put in jail. Though that might be a good start, it does not take too long for the powers that are to lose their way.

Firstly, what is this nonsense about asking ministers etc. to resign? Resignations are spontaneous actions not induced. Why can't these people be sacked, like the rest of the world? In most recent cases people have been requested to leave on account of the heat they have attracted on their parent organizations/govts. Not because it would have been the right thing to do. The BJP is more worried about losing apparent support from a particular community and the more important not mentioned in public view concern that the Reddy brothers (ministerial mining barons of Bellary, they funded Sushma Swaraj's campaign against Sonia Gandhi) might withdraw their financial backing. In far away Delhi, the PM dragged his feet on the spectrum issue because coalition politics makes him incapable of making the right decisions. Also, Kalmadi was arrested only much after the games because we could not embarrass ourselves in front of the world. Well our netas have not heard of the internet it seems.

Secondly, all corrective action that our politicians take is exactly that, corrective. Reactive righteousness is nothing short of admitting a crime after it has been proved. Left with no options it is so much easier to do the right thing, seem gracious in face of undeniable truth. It is important to be proactive, set high standards and maintain them. The way we work now is despicable. Whenever a report damning the going-ons is expected our politicians stir into action. It is impossible to believe that they are not aware of what is actually happening without a retired judge having to do so.

Finally, there has to be the strongest will to convict and to deliver justice. Giving Mr. Y the privilege of choosing his successor will make sure that the investigation never takes off in an earnest manner. He will obviously control the direction of the investigation and subvert the judicial system. By the time the case reaches the courts it will be dead in the water. Mr. Y will then claim his right to chiefministership again. It is important not to have tainted politicians return to posts of influence again. They will be only wiser in covering their tracks and perfecting the art of manipulating the existing systems.

Doing the right thing is not good enough. Do it for the right reasons.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Low Expectations

Last week's events in the UK have again highlighted the secretive and uncomfortable (for normal folks) ties between the media and the politicians. Having witnessed similar events here in India, we nod knowingly instead of being totally shocked. However what is of great importance here is the contrast in how the involved parties have reacted and the overall manner of the going ons.

You have the prime minister of UK being questioned in parliament within the same week of the first arrests, the world's most powerful media baron being pied in the face, two editorial bosses being arrested, the top cop resigning and an institution of a paper being shut down. The last event was just sad though, typical of the corporate escapism that we see today.

Compare this to what happened in India post the Radiia tapes came out. A Raja resigned after much political calculations and some insignificant number of officials were arrested and put in jail. Anil Ambani visited those officials in jail, in a manner reminiscent of mafia bosses in The Godfather visting jailed mobsters promising them that they will taken care of. The new minister immediately came out with a statement that there were in fact no losses incurred, the PM said well i really dont know what my ministers are upto and the opposition leader was physically restrained from tabeling his report to the parliamentary committee. Of the few editors caught on tape only Vir Sanghvi chose to stop writing, Barkha is still out there fighting for the common man (or is it the congress, i forget).

Even though our constitution and democracy is based on the same system as in the UK, our political sensibilities are from elsewhere. Even though politics works in the same way here as the UK, how we react to events could not be more different. Our inability to get to the core of the matter is so well rehearsed that we dont even get around to prosecution or other trivial matters like delivering justice. There is an efficient machinery in place immediately pressed into action after each scam. Replace minister, form committee, deny deny deny, attack the opposition, send RB to a village to spend a night, and so on.

It is really a comment on us as a people. How we shy away from confrontation, from taking difficult decisions, from even expecting the right thing to be done. Why is it too much to expect Anil Ambani or even Dr. Singh to be questioned like extraordnary criminals? Why cant the keepers of our conscience, the media just admit that they fucked up? And do something about it.

This country really needs to start expecting more.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Treasure Troveananthapuram

So it turns out we are not a poor country at all. We just choose not to share our wealth. Not only that we don’t let people even know about it. Stupid World Bank; calling us a developing country. Just like the wise women of all Indian families the Sri Padmnabhaswamy Temple has been collecting valuables since the 17th century. Maybe the then royal economist had forecasted some catastrophic recession in the future or maybe a destination wedding. Or maybe they just looted the people off all their wealth and kept it.  
To say the recent discovery of massive amount of jewelry and other expensive stuff is mindboggling would be well, accurate. 12 billion dollars and counting! Mukesh Ambani must be ashamed of himself. All that hard work, running companies, refining oil, what a waist! I can almost see politicians look up to their cronies and say ‘why the fuck don’t we have a temple?’.  This finding along with the pittance (12 crores in cash and 300 kgs of gold) found in Sai Baba’s rooms has presented our country with a sure shot growth model for the future. The poor communist Chinese we hear are now also thinking of embracing Hinduism in order to keep us at bay. Too bad!, we have a 5,000 year head-start.
This event has made sure that Anna Hazare and BR would be now relieved of their duties. Forget bringing black money back from offshore destinations. There are lakhs of temples here in India. Let us get going! I also have a plan on how to utilize the new found wealth. In keeping with the hundreds of years old trend of ignoring the poor and spending money unwisely here are the top ten options:
1.       Build a giant temple to Sachin Tendulkar
2.       Announce a Indira Rajiv Feroz Sanjay Gandhi Pension scheme for all priests around the world
3.       Give Pakistan half the money
4.       Buy Russia
5.       Replace the US Dollar with mini Vishnu figurines
6.       Invest in SBI’s long term plan for Senior Citizens
7.       Host the Olympics every year till we win another gold
8.       Give it to Sharad Pawar
9.       Buy back the Kohinoor
10.   Appoint Harshad Mehta as fund manager